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The Tiger sends his regrets for missing your party.

Ms. Rabbit however never intended to come all along.

She only RSVP’d to rudely stand you up.

Tiger wants to know if you would like him to “speak” to Ms. Rabbit about her abrupt rudeness.

Meanwhile Elephant is moping; for he never received his invitation.

But, never mind all that.

It’s just the way the Animal Kingdom goes.

You have more important things to tend to, being the ‘Queen of All That We Know’.

— Your friend,
The Tortoise


SOURCE: Various pictures found online to illustrate this short little story that one night I spontaneously wrote for one of my Tumblr followers. I didn’t get a response from that individual. However I liked it, so I’m sharing it with everyone.

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Various covers of two men’s magazines: Man To Man and Man’s Life.

They belong to a genre of Men’s Adventure Magazine popular during the 1950’s to 1960’s. These are considered the last true pulp magazine.

These magazines catered to the ‘stereotypical’ male audience. Most featured glamour photography and the sordid tales of the adventures of worldly men. Most often these pulp magazines depicted wartime feats of courage/daring, tales of exotic travel, conflicts with nature/wild animals, and they usually featured a crazy tale involving torture &/or rape of women.

Almost all of the covers depicted men fighting wild beasts (like beaver?) or scantily clad women in various situations - usually being tortured by Nazis or Commies.

The table of contents usually declared that each story was 100% real and in fact a lot of the wartime stories (that didn’t feature Nazis raping women) were in true stories of famous battles or the heroic stories of soldiers during various American wars.

At the height of circulation and popularity, in the late 1950’s, there were about 130 magazine titles. The Male Pulp Adventure Genre lost its appeal as pornographic magazines like Playboy offered a more vivid depiction of the naked female form. Playboy didn’t have the need for cover art/stories depicting rape, violence, and torture of women.

Did You Know?: The title of Frank Zappa’s album, Weasels Ripped My Flesh, was taken from the cover of the September 1956 Man’s Life Magazine.

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