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I can hear E! News Anchors asking them who they’re wearing tonight.

Joan, “So Death who are you wearing tonight?”
Death, “I’m wearing an elegant open back v-neck opal-ized gown by Gabbana.”
Joan, “Well you just look stunning. Absolutely scrumptious! Also Death can you step over here to our pedicam™?”
Death, “As you’ll see, I went with a more traditional nail color.”
Joan, “Why yes you did. Absolutely fabulous. It definitely screams…I’m Death! Now enjoy having your innards turned to maggots.”

SOURCE: Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse, an 1887 painting by Victor Vasnetsov.

The 4 Horseman are: Conquest, Famine, War, & Death

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